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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:39

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

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